misanthropy.

Things I would like to do today:

Stay indoors.
Do a couple of hours of uni-reading
Read more of my Roald Dahl book.
Work on my essay.
Attempt to write a short story about a mysterious trail of bananas Snoopy found yesterday.
Clean the bathroom
Clean the kitchen and set up the new toaster
Chop more of the branches down to size.

Be able to write this list without being interrupted to check the euro lottery tickes and then again to ring my Nanny and ask 'if she has got the papers because Mum is going for petrol and can pick them up for her then'.


Things I will not get to do today:

All of the above.

Instead we are going 'out for a treat' to Boundary Mill which is a big outlet shop at the end of the Motorway.

For a treat.